Honey

I know it’s nearly impossible to believe, but there are people on this earth who are not beholden to the pure excellence that is Guitar Hero. There are a select few who turn up their nose and show obvious resentment toward the best video game I’ve ever played in my entire life. I feel so bad for them that they cannot break through their assumptions and have a little fun in their lives.

Guitar Hero strikes a dissonant chord for some. “If I wanted to practice something,” they say, “I would play a real instrument.” Well, I don’t see them playing anything, which if fine with me. I’ll gladly take their turn, ’cause I need to rock out.

I think the Anti Guitar Hero really believes, way down deep inside, that Guitar Hero is bastardizing* the sacred art form which is Rock and Roll music. I say the more Rock and Roll we have in our lives, the better people we are. So there.

* I can say “bastardizing” because I am one.