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Bicycling

It hurts us

The sun was blazing yesterday, so I might have been a little irritable on my ride home from work. It also didn’t help anything when the bus overheated and stalled on the freeway, leaving a packed load of folks without air conditioning. I didn’t stay on the bus, because I like to keep moving. Me and a few of the other passengers jumped the median and headed up to Barbur Boulevard. I only had 15 or so miles to go from there.

So I was probably a little cranky when a fellow bicyclist alertly and responsibly changed lanes and a vehicle in the entered lane behind the cyclist decided to lay on the horn. I would like to posit that honking your horn at a bicyclist is almost always a bad idea.

Startled, she swerved dangerously out of the driver’s way. Likely stunned, she pulled off the road to regain her bearings. The horn had shocked the rider and made me very angry. Was this the desired result of the driver’s behavior? I think not.

Honking a horn at a bicyclist (when not actually trying to alert the bicyclist to anything but your total and complete dominance of the road) is a violent act, and should be subject to a fine. When you honk your horn at someone who is not inside a vehicle of their own, the sound causes physical pain and discomfort. Also, it is not really all that fair, seeing as how the bicyclist has no recourse and cannot react appropriately to your rude actions. I have on multiple occasions wished for a portable air horn I can use to counter attacks by enraged drivers with no one else to take it out on but unsuspecting cyclists.

In my opinion, bicyclists should always be treated like pedestrians, since they suffer the same vulnerability. Would your first reaction to being inconvenienced by a pedestrian be to honk in their face? I hope not.

Gay Day

I love Gay Day and today was the day for me
We rolled our bikes downtown in the breezy sun
Drank juice in the potted garden on display in Portland’s livingroom
Shopped for hats at the haberdasher emporium
Ate lunch on the sidewalk

They had the best bubble tea ever while I sipped an iced green tea
We had a photoshoot in the late afternoon sun
To the park, we strolled, to prepare for the scheduled departure
More than a few dykes/queers/trans whatever folks mingled about in the grass
I cruised around until we finally ran into our friends

We brought up the rear of the march in style, on our bikes

The waterfront was crowded and full of all sorts of gayness
I met new people and liked them very much

The air turned crisp so we rode to meet lost friends
We checked out the closest parties
Ended up at the Doug Fir, eating cheeseburgers and fries
(I had salad and fries, cause I’m vegan and I don’t eat cheeseburgers)

We came home and I’m satisfied
I used this whole Gay Day right up

Honey

Me and my Bicycle

Preface: I commute from Northeast Portland to Wilsonville, every day to go to work. According to Google maps, I have a 22 mile commute. Although I rode my bike every day last summer, I eventually broke down and bought a car when the rain started. I rode one time to work during the winter and promptly came down with a cold.

Since it’s June, and every part of me wants the weather to be better, oh yes - and gas prices are soaring! - I’ve been riding my bike to work lately. Although I’ve ridden multiple times the last few weeks, somehow I have invariably been caught in a rainstorm every single ride, which could be worse if it were colder, so I’ll refrain from complaining.

Yesterday I rode downtown to catch the bus at the usual time. I did the smart thing and wore all my rain gear: rain pants, rain jacket, and booties over my shoes. I felt soaking wet anyway by the time I got to the stop and felt grateful I only had 15 minutes to wait. Unfortunately, the bus never came. 20 minutes after the bus was due (and 15 minutes before the next one was supposed to arrive), I gathered up all my commuting gear and headed over to my only other option, a slower bus that only takes me a third of the way to Wilsonville. Unbeknownst to me, it’s also one of the most crowded buses. There I was, soaking wet with all this crap I have to carry around cause I ride a bike, bumping into people and making them very uncomfortable.

Eventually, the bus arrived at Barber Transit Center and let me and my bike off. I checked the schedule and found, to my dismay, that I had missed my connecting bus by 4 minutes. The rain had slowed to a drizzle, and the next bus wasn’t coming for 35 minutes. I thought to myself “It can’t be that bad - it won’t take me that long”, and headed out on the long road to work.

Unfortunately, it was that bad and it did take me that long. I haven’t ridden much over the long winter months and I’m not quite as in shape as I used to be. I dragged the pedals around, sweating into a t-shirt I knew I wouldn’t change, panting up hills that don’t compare at all to what I could scale effortlessly in San Francisco. I was approaching the Tualatin Park and Ride (still 7 miles from work!) and realized I just wasn’t going to be able to make it all the way on my own.

I had just dismounted from my bike, ready (and willing) to spend at least a half an hour stuck waiting for the bus, when the bus I should have caught in the first place rolled up to the stop. Relieved, I climbed aboard, using my purchased transfer to go another 5 miles. I did have to ride the last couple of miles to work, but I was so thankful to finally be there that I barely noticed my own fatigue.

I don’t know why I enjoy this kind of torture. Riding my bike, my commute takes 90 minutes, each way, on a good day with no traffic. In a car, I arrive at work in under 30. I figure I use 2 gallons of gas total every day on my commute. This equates to about 8 bucks (right now). Taking the bus costs at least four dollars a day, sometimes five if I’m real lazy and I take a Wilsonville bus part way. So I’m saving between 3 and 4 dollars a day, a few times a week (10 bucks maybe?) to spend three hours in the rain, suffering horribly as I ride up and down the hills. And that’s not all. I am forced to rely on an inconsistent bus (that may or may not already have the maximum number of bikes on board).

I guess part of me thinks that any day now the sun is going to come out and I will experience the pure bliss of freedom only found on my bicycle. I love going days without having to be behind the wheel of the car. Driving is stressful, even more so than those ridiculous rides to work. I’m saving a little bit of money, but the best part about that is that I don’t have to go to the gas station as often, so I don’t have to get all depressed about how fast prices are going up. Mostly I think that I just really love riding my bike, and doing it for a few hours a day is pretty much as good as it gets, even if I do get soaking wet from the oh-so-typical Northwest rain.

I received my first-ever hate spam comment today. I’m endlessly disappointed by people’s hatred.

Indiana Jones was a fun and familiar movie and I really liked it.

I walked at least 7 miles today and my feet and my hips hurt very much.

We had a cranky bus driver who wouldn’t open the door for people at a bus stop. I was appalled.

Agent got a bike that says Free Agent on it. She’s madly in love.

We got two new roommates. They live upstairs.

Lil' Agent
Don't Be Sad
Bush Ball

I love bush balls. I recently discovered the joys of hedge trimming in our own little backyard.

Oops

My little adventure the other day riding my bike in the cold freezing rain helped me catch a cold. I’m surrounded by cough syrup, cold pills, and cough lozenges. I’m determined to get through these symptoms as quickly as possible. I won’t let a cold ruin my holiday.

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